Saturday, March 29, 2008

Earth Hour: My Response

I object to this "Earth Hour" nonsense. I believe it to be fundamentally wrong-headed to begin with, arising from a belief that humanity and human ingenuity is a cause of problems rather than the solution to them, but I particularly object to the coercive and bullying sort of fashion in which the media has covered this event. The obvious implication, of course, in all of this is that if you don't fall in - if you don't accept the socialistic view that we ought to reduce our standard of living rather than improving it through technology (though, I should note, I don't expect that any of the rich backers of this sort of stuff will be reducing their own standard of living anytime soon).

Thus, my response to Earth hour is as follows. When I finish this post, I am going to get into my car and drive first to Bellingham, WA, then to Lynnwood, WA, then possibly to Seattle. Before I leave, I am going to turn on every single light in my apartment (most of which, by the way) are incandescent 100w bulbs. I am also going to leave my television on (though with the volume muted, in a concession to my neighbours) and I am going to leave all three of my computers running, specifically encoding video files.

Yeah, it'll cost me a few bucks. But, frankly, just for the pure joy of going against the grain - and of doing it while it's still legal - I'm going to do it.

Also, while I'm in Washington, I'm going to purchase expensive clothes, doubtlessly produced by Asian child labourers. Needless to say, I feel good right now.






12 Comments:

Blogger S. Levine said...

Earth Hour is idiotic... and dangerous. By stated facts, dividing down Australia's gross national product, if every city in Australia were to participate in Earth Hour it would cost an estimated $50,000,000.00 in lost productivity, even at night. That is the salary of 1000 jobs for an entire year! All to stave off how much pollution exactly?

Enough to fill one medium sized thimble. That's right.

That is the consequence of Gunpoint Environmentalism: Poverty.

March 30, 2008 12:46 AM  
Blogger Jon said...

I believe as much as anyone that we should be enviromentally friendly but the constant preaching and other nonsense (ie Global Warming) makes me want to do what Adam has done.

March 30, 2008 11:50 AM  
Blogger Amlohdi said...

Not only are you the biggest douche in the universe; you may also be the largest douche in the universe.

March 30, 2008 3:14 PM  
Blogger NutellaonToast said...

Nonsense are things that don't make sense. An example of things that don't make sense would be using the wrong word, phrase, or abbreviation (eg using ie and then stating an example, and using eg and then defining something).

March 30, 2008 5:30 PM  
Blogger moondancer said...

You are absolutly right. We should all turn on all our lights and appliances...forever. I have my oven on 600F and will leave it on the rest of the year. I am replacing all my bulbs with 200W halogen death beams and will leave them on too.
After we show those liberal fascists how clever we are, we should burn every combustible item on earth. That will teach them a lesson. How stupid those people are I tell you.

March 30, 2008 6:20 PM  
Blogger Marquis said...

Wait, moondancer, are you being ironic in the second sentence or the third one? I don't get it.

Anyway, I hear the "global warming" thing is over for liberals and the new big thing is going to be "not stapling back bacon to your face, eh".

March 30, 2008 7:10 PM  
Blogger SomeNYGuy said...

It's the oddest thing, but all the hookers who used to work in Adam's neighborhood collectively moved to other parts of town and won't ever go back. No one knows why. One of the strangest stories I've ever heard.

March 30, 2008 7:19 PM  
Blogger Billy Joe said...

You should rebel against do-gooder dentists next. They always want us to brush our teeth, floss, etc.

I propose you continue to not brush your teeth.

Hell, you should wage a war on hygene and continue not taking a shower, too.

It's not like you have a girlfriend (or friends)...

March 30, 2008 8:35 PM  
Blogger Moon Rattled said...

Have fun paying your hydro bill at the end of the month, sucka!

Everyone with a teaspoon of brain realizes "earth hour" is a symbolic gesture, but leaving your lights on as a countermeasure makes you dumber than a box of rocks. Freak!

March 31, 2008 12:02 AM  
Blogger Monica said...

Okay, um...posting sad, photos of your efficiency apartment with your childhood hope chest/ awesome TV entertainment center does not make you seem like much of an authority on anything- except perhaps cheetos and the best keywords for finding hentai on emule.

Seriously, next time you want to argue a point, stay away from the autobiographical photo display.

March 31, 2008 6:34 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

Might want to re-size those giganto pics, sparky.

And clean the dead bugs out of your light.

March 31, 2008 8:44 AM  
Blogger Mumphrey Bibblesnæð said...

I've said this before, maybe on this blog, maybe on some other, I don't really recall...
Anyway, we've all heard the wisdom about how when you resort to ad hominem attacks, it means you've lost the argument. Well, as a rule, that may well be so, but I hold that there's a point at which someone is so ridiculous, so pathetic and so awful in every way that if you don't acknowledge it, then you lose all credibility with people if they think you haven't noticed it.
Wit that in mind:
Dude, you're a tool.

April 1, 2008 10:37 AM  

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