I liked him largely because he looked a lot like how I project that I'll look at fifty-five or sixty or so.

So the fact that he was a gibbering lunatic didn't really matter too much, then?

Thought not.
 

Now wait just a dagum minute. A commie and muslim dictator croaks and you start crying like a baby? I thought you hated commie muslims? I guess it's the dictator part that gives you wood.
 

Don't be silly, Adam. Your Cheetos diet will cause your arteries to explode and your colon to atrophy long before you get to the rosy age of 55.