You'd better get it fixed, as you need to denounce Rumsfeld's replacement for his traitorous comments about the US not winning the war in Iraq.

Do you think he needs a bleach injection? Or being deported to Mars?
 

This is clearly a human-sized microwave offense.
 

And make sure he's wrapped in tinfoil first. Or fill his pockets with metallic objects.
 

true north? That's a macrowave offense.