It’s late, so I’m going to leave my usual verbosity behind and, instead, simply say this: we need to attack the North Koreans. They’re having fun at our expense.

That's outrageous - why is North Korea singling out Canadians like this? And how is he making fun of them? Dressing prisoners up as Mounties?

And can I assume that you'll condemn all missile tests in future, regardless of which nation is responsible?

No, thought not.
 

It’s late, so I’m going to leave my usual verbosity behind

Translation: the thought of actual missiles being fired for real made me blow my wad prematurely, and I had to go clean myself up.
 

Yawn. You're becoming a bore, Adam.
 

Becoming?
 

The base point is acurate but you got a little carried away here. Nobody is going to nuke this little peice of waste land. A few carefully placed missiles will be more then enough to deal with a small threat such as this.
This is simply a tantrum being thrown by a crazy child. The last time he through such a tantrum he got all his wishes fulfulled by the Clinton Administration. Since we can't ignore this nut we may need to spank him.
 

It’s time to show them that a terrible price must be paid for such insolence.
 

I'm going to give this the same response merited by every other post Adam, a Canadian, writes in which he uses "we" to mean "the United States":

What you mean "we," white man?
 

we need to attack the North Koreans

For real? Wow, I had no idea that they had oil.
 

Well, it looks as though five victims of the current Israeli air strikes were Canadian citizens.

Surely this is a far more direct attack on Adam's fellow countrymen than anything the DPRK have concocted?

And, as a result, I look forward to his typically robust denunciation of Israel and everything it stands for. I suspect he's writing it right now.
 

has adam ever written anything about israel? it'd be interesting to see which side he's on.
 

He's fanatically and unconditionally pro-Israel. Hence my goading.

Seriously, though, Adam - how many other nations have murdered Canadian citizens recently?
 

he keeps talking about nuking the region... if he had his way, the entire region would be thin, gray, radioactive sludge. is he actually pro-Israel?
 

I know it sounds surprising, given that he's a flat-out Nazi when it comes to more or less anything else, but he is indeed pro-Israeli.

I suspect this is because:

1) Israel is a staunch ally of his beloved United States;
2) While, like most Nazis, Adam regularly posts one-handed fantasies about genocidal massacres, in his case it's Muslims he wants to herd into gas chambers (or, to cite one genuine Yoshida example, human-sized microwave ovens).

God, he's a vile human being, isn't he? Funny as hell, mind.
 

the only other country to kill canadian soldiers has been...AMERICA!

just another example of the neocon bloodlust for war!
 

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I see the Israelis have killed yet another Canadian.

I seem to recall that Adam would go into epic frothing rages every time a US soldier so much as grazed his knee - but with his fellow countrymen being mowed down in swathes, his silence is deafening.

I mean, we all know he despises his native country and would dearly love to see it invaded by the US (which is why I find his regular denunciations of "traitors" so hilarious), but does he have to be this blatant?
 

One month on, and the silence is deafening.

Is this because:

1. Adam has finally found himself a girlfriend (or boyfriend) and has begun the adolescence that seems to have been delayed for a decade;

2. Adam has discovered that there are other news sources than foaming-at-the-mouth US wingnut blogs and that most are far more reliable - so he's taken a sabbatical to start doing some basic background research about all the subjects that he's been pontificating on - and he hasn't yet worked out how to explain his staggering ignorance up to now;

3. Every time Adam turns on the TV, he's greeted with news about dozens more Lebanese being killed. Since many of these will be Muslims, the resulting frenzied masturbation leaves him drained and exhausted, and quite unable to post.

?
 

Actually, my theory is that the Canadian government have snapped him up as a special adviser on the terrorist mindset.

This isn't some kind of James Bond role (which would be laughable) - it's more a case of Adam being attached to numerous machines probing the inner recesses of his mind while psychologists take extensive notes.

Consider: Adam's overweight and physically unattractive, comes from a racial minority (and feels 'swamped' by Vancouver's ever-expanding Chinese population) and is almost certainly still a virgin. He looks at his immediate surroundings and is disgusted enough by what he perceives as their overall decadence to write a lengthy screed (I won't call 'The Northern Abyss' a book, as it hasn't been printed and bound), alongside this blog.

More pertinently, instead of looking to his own government, he constructs a fantasy fundamentalist version of another government and pledges absolute allegiance to that - so much so that he constantly uses the first person plural even though he's not actually a citizen of that country. He would dearly love this other government to invade his native country and impose a system closer to his own beliefs.

And the clincher is this: every single solution he has proposed to any of the world's problems involves widespread and largely indiscriminate murder, preferably of as many people as possible.

Put it like this: if the Canadian government haven't snapped him up yet, they should do.