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Saturday, January 29, 2005
Famous Last Words
Well, the election looks to be going well.
We'll know more in a few hours. Friday, January 28, 2005
Pop Culture and the Right
One of the few true issues I have with some sectors of the conservative movement is the puritan tendencies of some social conservatives. In particular, I think that one of the stupidest aspects of a great deal of the social conservative right is its knee-jerk reaction to that trio of horrors: violence, sex, and profanity in movies and on television.
Now, I’ll grant you that it’s likely that the present moral state of television has resulted in a coarsening of our culture and some erosion of our moral values. I’ll grant that. I’ll also fully admit that we’re seeing something of a slippery slope effect. I’m barely old enough to half-remember the days when The Simpsons were considered cutting edge and controversial. Now their DVD’s are filed in the “family” section at the local video store. But, to put it bluntly: sitting on your ass and whining about it isn’t going to do anything. I recently read a list of complaints field by something called the “Parents’ Television Council” which, so far as I can tell, is a group of eighty-something women in tennis shoes watching television shows in a desperate, grasping effort to determine how many times the word “dick” is uttered. It’s a complete waste of time. Instead of throwing hissy fits about the evils of television and popular culture, the social right needs to learn to embrace it and turn it to its advantage. One major reason why the Hollywood lefts feels so free in attacking the beliefs of conservative and Christians is that they know, for the most part, they aren’t buying their products anyways. It’s a freeing thing, to know that you owe people nothing. When I ran for School Board, I knew that the Teacher’s Unions were never going to support me, so I felt free to say whatever I felt like about them. In view of the fact that I lost, the wisdom of that strategy may be questionable, but that doesn’t change the reality of the impulse. I don’t sleep much and I have a grossly-overpriced PVR, so I watch a lot of television. I can tell you, there’s plenty for conservatives to watch and enjoy. To begin, I’d encourage conservatives to watch Boston Legal on Sundays, where the fact that the character played by William Shatner (a role he won an Emmy for playing!) is a Republican has been allowed to stand without negative attacks. But, more broadly, I’d encourage conservatives to try out any of a number of shows I watch fairly regularly: Battlestar Galactica (on SciFi in the States, Space in Canada, and Sky One in the UK) is easily the best new science fiction show in years. The Dead Zone (USA Network in America, Space in Canada) is another first-rate show (though it’s between seasons at the moment, you can pick up previous years on DVD). In addition (I’m embarrassed to admit this), I never miss The O.C., which could be fairly rated as my favourite show on television at the moment. Other first-rate programs include Scrubs, Lost, Arrested Development (the funniest show on television), The Gilmore Girls, and Joan of Arcadia. The CSI and Law and Order families are also worth watching most of the time (though, I admit, Without a Trace is my personal favourite) Now, I’m not the world’s biggest fan of the last one (I’ve probably seen about half of the episodes), but I find it bewildering (to say the least) why conservatives have failed to embrace that show. A television show about a girl who talks to God (and has God give her advice that verifiably improves her life) and conservatives aren’t holding it up as an exemplar? Only a certain sort of myopia could result in this. Further down the list is 24 (though, I’ve yet to miss an episode this season), only because I’m still angry over the utterly stupid plot twist that ruined the entire second half of the initially-perfect second season for me (the “evil white men trying to start a war in the Middle East” stuff). Even The West Wing, long a liberal fantasy-land, has managed to break into new ground this year, finally becoming interesting again with the coming of a new Presidential race (as a side note, I now expect Alan Alda’s Republican character to win the election, a prediction I make based upon the laws of casting economy. When he showed up last week and it was revealed that his chief aides are now played by Stephen Root and the woman who played the wife on Home Improvement I said to myself, “yeah, he’ll win). So, basically, my message is as follows: lighten up and watch some more TV. Wednesday, January 26, 2005
Taking the Fight to the Enemy
Let me step back and propose a “big thought” on how to win the Global War on Terrorism.
Simply put, the real long-term threat to American security isn’t so much the individual insurgent as it is those ideologists, financiers, and politicians who help to motivate, train, and equip the individual Islamist. The Islamists themselves can be fought upon the battlefield or caught by internal security. It’s the infrastructure, the whole awful edifice of Islamism, that’s the much greater problem. The terrorists fight asymmetrically. We try to fight them symmetrically. In other words, where they’re armed, we fight them with arms. Where they engage in merely criminal activity, we try to fight them using criminal laws. This is flawed thinking. Whenever we hear of asymmetrical warfare, we hear of it in the context of it being used against the United States. But, I ask you, why couldn’t the United States fight its own enemies using asymmetrical tactics as well? What I propose is this: in addition to using force to bring armed Islamists to heel, we should also commence the use of force against unarmed Islamists as well. Those who spread enemy propaganda, those who participate in the financing of the enemy, and those who choose to stand in proximity to the enemy are valid and legitimate targets of war. Those who retail or purchase pro-Islamist materials are legitimate targets of war. Those who donate money to terrorist groups, even to their ostensibly humanitarian or political wings, are legitimate targets as well. Turn the tactics of the terrorists back against them. Those in the Islamic world know which Mosques are affiliated with al-Qaeda. They know which newspapers are terrorist mouthpieces. They know which politicians are pro-terrorist. They know (or can find out) who has donated money to terrorist causes and who has Jihadi material in their homes. My plan is simple: we should wage a brutal campaign of terror against the terrorists themselves. The local Mosque is filled with Islamists and its preacher constantly calls for Jihad? Well, then it sounds like a promising target for a car bomb. A newspaper prints anti-Americans lies and declares that fighting Americans in Iraq is an “Islamic duty”? It sounds like the editor is practically begging to be assassinated. A little newspaper stand sells pro-Jihadist materials? An offense like that might not quite call for an assassination. But it would be worth it to burn the place down in the dead of the night. A television station broadcasts a telethon for ‘martyrs’? It sounds to me like an improvised explosive device left at its gate might do some good. Same for the bank which handles the deposits. Now, I know this last point is going to be controversial, but I’ll raise it anyways: adult male children of major terrorists are, almost certainly, going to turn out to be terrorists themselves. Even if they aren’t, anything less than full cooperation with American intelligence services on their part is a sign of their complicity in the crimes of their family members. The same goes for spouses. It may even go for daughters. Hell, if we can kidnap or kill their grandparents, I’m all for it. Anything to get at the Islamists. Now, obviously, some senior terrorists won’t care for their families at all. That’s fine. As obviously, simply killing them would be a sub-ideal solution. Instead, US intelligence should keep them under surveillance and, when a good moment arises, kidnap them and remove them to a secure location within the United States. They might then (especially minor children) be held as a means of securing the surrender of certain individuals or, better still, as part of a plan to force certain Islamists to betray their comrades-in-arms. Now, I’m sure some people will find the idea of kidnapping the children of Islamists to be morally objectionable. So be it. So far as I’m concerned, the Islamists forfeited their right to be parents the moment they first spoke a word against the United States. That they have been allowed to continue to reproduce to this point is less a reflection of their continuing rights in this area and more of our own laziness and timidity. They’ll all be better off being raised by good Christian families in the US of A. The terrorists are our enemies. They must be more than defeated: they must be exterminated in totality. We must erase the memory of their presence from this planet. We must not only thwart their plans, but we must wipe them out, and everyone who shares, supports, or sympathizes with their ideology as a means of cleansing our race of its sins. Total war, relentless aggression without the slightest trace of mercy, is what is called for in the face of this enemy. Tuesday, January 25, 2005
I Think DHS Stopped One
This is an important story.
Four Chinese illegals reported as potential terrorists are found aboard a plane being illegally flown by a man of Syrian birth who owns a flight school which just happened to have trained an al-Qaeda member who was involved in the precursor plot to 9-11 (the 1995 plan to blow up twelve planes). Sunday, January 23, 2005
The Iraqi Miracle
In a week I will either look very smart or very foolish, but I’m going to go ahead and venture a prediction: the Iraqi elections will be an Earth-shattering success. They’re going to prove all of the nay-sayers absolutely wrong. By the end of next week, I think, we’ll have seen, in the matter of months, free elections take place in Afghanistan, the Palestinian territories, and Iraq.
If there was any single moment where I became convinced that the Iraqi elections would be a success, it was while watching the various election commercials now being broadcast in Iraq. One of them in particular features a single Iraqi stepping forward into an ally, only to be confronted by three insurgents. He stops. A man and a woman then step forward. The woman, seeing the terrorists, grabs the man’s arm and instinctively steps back. There’s a pause. Then more men and women step forward. They move in such numbers that the insurgents, recognizing that overwhelming strength of the people, decide to step away. Ultimately, the sheer mass of the Iraqi people will expose the fraudulency of the insurgency. A few hundred men playing with bombs, a few hundred killers, and a few thousand wannabes dressed up in black are not an army. They are not the voice of the people. The elections will choose a new government. Iraq will be free. While I have various reasons for venturing this prediction, one is particularly central to my thinking: the media conventional wisdom says that the elections will be a disaster and, in the end, the conventional wisdom among the mainstream media is wrong roughly 99% of the time. If the media things something is going to go wrong, everything will probably be fine. If the media things something is wonderful that usually means it’s on the verge of disaster. Let’s consider, for a moment, the individual concerns about the election. First, there’s the worry that the election will result in the creation of an Iranian-style theocracy. The media would particularly enjoy this outcome for its irony. The problem is thus: it’s not going to happen. The whole “elect-a-theocracy” concern, the “Algeria option” for lack of a better word, is born out of a complete misread of the Iraqi political situation. To begin because Shiites only make up 60% of the population they’d have to be absolutely united behind a single faction in order to make such an outcome possible. The only problem is: they’re not. There are three main Shiite candidate lists heading into the election; One, led by Prime Minister Allawi, is basically secular and Western-oriented. If they win, we’ve no worries at all in this regard. Another, endorsed by Grand Ayatollah Sistani, is led by a former nuclear scientist who fled into Iran after being persecuted by Saddam but who also abandoned Iran for Britain after finding the Mullahs to be as oppressive as Hussein. He hardly sounds like a would-be theocrat. The third, the most obvious candidate to play the villain, is named the “Supreme Council for the Islamic Revolution in Iraq.” They too, however, have proved to be cooperative with the United States and, indeed, were supportive of the US invasion. It’s true that the SCIRI has extensive ties to Iran, but they’re just one faction among many. Given that the elections are being conducted by proportional representation, it’s highly unlikely that any faction will win a majority. Whatever government emerges is going to be a coalition. Others have expressed concern that low Sunni turnout will put the nation under total Shiite control. This remains a valid concern. However, I expect that the Sunni turnout will be much higher than expected. In large measure, I think that the reports of “Sunni problems” are the result of an obvious tendency on the part of the Western media to view foreign tribes and religious blocs and absolutely monolithic and to report on them as though they were. There will be some areas where insurgents manage to disrupt voting by the Sunnis but, for the most part, I expect Sunni turnout to greatly exceed expectations. Violence is, of course, a concern. But, from all appearances, the capabilities of the terrorists in Iraq extend only so far. They might be able to kill a few hundred people, at the most. But I doubt if that will be enough to stop the election. That may sound cold but, remember, this is a part of the world where hundreds of people are routinely killed during religious pilgrimages. A few hundred dead is, I think, hardly too high a price to pay for freedom. Iraqis aren’t like Westerners. They’re acclimatized to terror and they’re better able to resist it. In fact, given the security measures to be taken, one wonders if the insurgents will be able to meaningfully increase (or even maintain) their pace of attacks during the election. This election will be an important step in the implementation of the Freedom Doctrine that President Bush propounded during his Inaugural Address. People want to live in freedom and they’ll stand together to get it. Free governments, even those we don’t like, are preferable to tyranny. I have a second prediction as well: as soon as the elections are successful, every columnist who predicted doom will be mining their own work to prove that what happened was what they’d advocated all along. Thursday, January 20, 2005
Santorum’s Prophecy
Almost two years ago Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum was raked over the coals by the liberal media for his prediction that a decision by the Supreme Court declaring anti-sodomy laws unconstitutional would eventually lead to a push for, among other things, legalized polygamy. Others shared Santorum’s pessimism noting that, once marriage was expanded from its traditional “one man, one woman” definition, there’d be no legal grounds to defend against a legal challenge from would-be polygamists.
The general response from the left on this issue has been less than intellectually honest. Most of the time, supporters of gay marriage will simply dismiss people warning of legalized polygamy are fearmongering homophobes. When pressed, the explanations offered by even the most eloquent supporters of gay marriage as to why allowing it wouldn’t lead polygamy are, to say the least, less than convincing. Andrew Sullivan’s explanation (as related by Charles Krauthammer in a 1996 issue of Time) is that, “homosexuality is a ‘state,’ while polygamy is merely ‘an activity.’ Homosexuality is ‘morally and psychologically’ superior to polygamy.” Jonathan Rauch, probably the most convincing advocate of gay marriage, has an equally hard time rationally reconciling his support of gay marriage with opposite to polygamy. He argues that it would violate the principle of monogamy (chuckle) and then simply claims that, “It's a very dangerous, destabilizing situation.” He then arbitrarily declares, “It is not consistent with equal pursuit of happiness.” Frankly, as an opponent of gay marriage, I find it very hard not to find the humour in all of this. When not blinded by their own personal prejudices, which are far more fundamental to their belief system than the bigotry of the loudest homophobe, even men like Sullivan and Rauch can see the truth- some things just ain’t right. It goes without saying that, in the end, I think that Santorum is more likely to be proven right than any of the homosexual activists who swore up and down that gay marriage would never, never lead to the legalization of polygamy. This is a traditional pattern. We forget just how much society has changed in a short period of time. I’m still a young man, but even I can remember a time when society wasn’t entirely inundated with gay propaganda and when the idea of gay marriage was dismissed, even by pro-gay people, as a bad joke. Years ago people who warned against various gay rights measures often claimed that, unless action was taken to stop the forward thrust of the gay movement, homosexual marriage would become legal. These were generally dismissed as the lunatic rantings of the kook fringe. Of course, when the radical left screams that they’d “never” try something, they generally mean, “it’s coming up right next.” The strongest evidence of this can be found in Canada where, less than two years after the first activist judge legalized gay marriage, the Federal Government has undertaken an urgent study of the potential legal and social policy ramifications of legalized polygamy. Read that carefully, for it contains an important hint: they don’t appear to be studying how they can stop its legalization; they’re studying how to accommodate it. Mark Steyn likes to talk about how these things become inevitable once we, “start talking about polygamy in a nuts-and-bolts, incremental, legal-harmonisation, partners'-benefits, insurance-agent kind of a way.” He’s exactly right. Having accepted gay marriage (and, by most appearances, the majority of the Canadian public is willing to at least tolerate it), we’ve no sensible argument against polygamy, save our own gut instincts that it’s wrong. But, if we were listening to our gut instincts, we wouldn’t have let gay marriage be legalized in the first place. In all likelihood, the left will role with the punches. This is especially true in Canada since there the primary people seeking legalized Polygamy are going to be members of The Religion of Peace™. Liberals will explain that they’re “personally opposed” to polygamy (just like they’re “personally opposed” to abortion, gay marriage, and so forth) but that, “we have to accept that this is a matter of minority rights.” Frankly, as an act of protest, I think that we ought to attempt to construct massive “marriage chains” designed to make the work of the government in administering marriages and sorting out benefits simply impossible. Think about it for a second. If we legalize polygamy I suspect that, at the very minimum, people will have to be allowed to have four spouses (since that’s what Sharia permits). In Islam and Mormonism it works because, of course, only men are permitted to marry multiple women. In the age of equality, we’d have to permit women to marry multiple men. The result could be humorous marital chaos. For example: Man “A” marries Woman “B” who, in turn, is married to both Man “C” and Woman “D” who themselves are married to Men “E”, “F”, “G”, and “H.” Man “H” is, in turn, Married separately to both Man “A” and Woman “B.” Man “G” in addition to being married to both Man “C” and Woman “D” is married to Man “F.” Try processing those tax returns. Wednesday, January 19, 2005
China’s Threat
Quietly, and beneath the radar of the vast majority of Americans, the People’s Republic of China is building up its armed forces to pose a true threat to the United States. The latest sign of this danger comes in the form of reports that the Chinese are looking into acquiring up to forty TU-22 “Backfire” bombers from Russia.
If you’re a fan of Tom Clancy, or if you’re familiar with the operations of the US Navy during the later stages of the Cold War, the very name should send a shiver down your spine. The Backfire is powerful, long-range, supersonic bomber capable of carrying a number of powerful anti-ship missiles. In the form of the TU-22, the Soviet Union devised the ultimate anti-carrier weapon. The concept was simple: these bombers would reach out into the Ocean to assault either US troop convoys or Carrier Battle Groups. The bombers would dash in at maximum speed, fire their missiles at supersonic speed, and overwhelm American defenses in a massive barrage. These weapons were considered dangerous enough the F-14 Tomcat, the AIM-54 air-to-air missile, and the AEGIS air defense system were primarily designed to guard against them. Only through careful concentration of firepower would a US Carrier group be able to overcome a massed bomber strike of the sort that the Soviets were capable of and which the Chinese are apparently reaching for. If the Chinese are seriously thinking about buying these bombers it’s an obvious sign that China’s entire defense posture is being oriented towards an assault on Taiwan. The TU-22 is not, by any stretch of the imagination, a top-tier ground attack aircraft. It has one primary purpose: attacking and overwhelming US Carrier Groups. Put into operation, Chinese-run squadrons of Backfires would pose the first serious threat to American Carriers since the end of the Cold War. Worse still, the Chinese have embarked upon a $10 Billion program of Submarine acquisition. While the exact quality and composition of the force the Chinese are seeking to create is unknown, it’s hard not to be disturbed by the obvious: the amount of money proposed would buy roughly seven Virginia-class Submarines at American prices. Just what will it buy China? This must be put in the broader context of the broader challenge to American power being put forward by China. A recent report prepared for Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld detailed the Chinese effort to gain control of strategic “chokepoints” on the world’s waterways. Most notably, as part of this effort, the Chinese have begun work on a canal (set to be controlled by China) which will allow ships to bypass the often-hazardous Straits of Malacca. To make things even more concerning, a holding company owned by the Chinese has managed to take de facto control of the Panama Canal. The truly alarming thing about all of this is just how smart the Chinese have been about all of this. They aren’t going to behave like the Soviet Union and have their Premier pounding his shoe on the desk at the UN. They’re going to smile a knowing smile as they kindly step towards us with their knife in their pocket. What’s happening is very obvious: the Chinese are working quietly, but steadily, towards the day when their power will be so overwhelming as to make any challenge prohibitive. When they move against Taiwan (and it is only a matter of when, not if) they’ll be powerful enough that American participation in the defense of Formosa will mean the sure loss of at least one Carrier and ten thousand American lives. Faced with that sort of danger, virtually any American President will concede the day. The thing being ignored in all of that is this: the day that China conquers Taiwan with the acquiescence of the United States and Japan will be the day that China becomes the master of all Asia. Extreme solutions are the only ones likely to solve this problem. The Chinese have moved so quickly and so stealthily that our only chance to stop them is to take a roll of the dice on any of a number of risky solutions. Either we begin an immediate anti-Chinese military build-up and commit to defend the rest of Asia in the event of aggression by China or we begin to explore less orthodox means of reprisal. I, for one, suggest that we begin by asking ourselves if, in the case of Taiwan, “proliferation” is such a bad word after all. Monday, January 17, 2005
American Martyrs
Hossam Armanious, his wife, and their two children were ritually slaughtered in their home and the national media, with a few brave exceptions, has been virtually silent. We all know the reason. If Hossam Armanious had been a Moslem who was killed by Christian fanatics, or a homosexual killed by homophobes, his name would have led every national newscast for weeks. Instead, unless we work to honor the memory of these American martyrs, his name will be forgotten and his courage unhonoured.
Let’s briefly review the facts of the case. Mr. Armanious, a Coptic Christian, received death threats as a result of anti-Islamic comments he made on an internet website. Several weeks later he and his entire family just happen to be tortured and murdered in just the fashion dictated by the Koran, “Therefore, when ye meet the Unbelievers [in fight], smite at their necks; At length, when ye have thoroughly subdued them, bind a bond firmly [on them].” Armanious’ oldest daughter Sylvia, who had a cross tattooed on her wrist, just happened, according to some reports, to suffer repeated stab wounds in that area. We don’t know the truth of that matter because, for some reason, the release of autopsy reports has been delayed. The media (with the complicity of law enforcement who are, without doubt, frightened of becoming the targets of the legions of tolerance) is spinning the notion that this might have been a ‘robbery.’ Bullshit. Can you think of any other robbery where a family of four was bound, beaten, and then had their throats slit? Does that sound like any simple robbery that you’ve ever read about? Does that sound likely? Doesn’t it seem more likely that the killers of the family, given what we know, were Moslems? It makes a great deal of sense to me. The behavior of everyone involved gives us no reason to think otherwise. The evidence suggesting that this crime was committed by Moslems is more compelling than anything else that has been publicly released or even suggested. If evidence to the contrary existed, do you think that there would be any hesitation at all in leaking and printing it? It looks like Hossam Armanious is the American Theo Van Gogh: the victim of a violent and dangerous religion which has been welcomed into the West without adapting to the culture of the West. In many ways, if Armanious was killed by Moslems, it’s much worse than what happened to Van Gogh. In Van Gogh’s case at least he had to make a movie before he managed to attract the attention of the Jihadists. Armanious, it appears, did nothing more than say things on an internet chat site. Think about it for a second. As alarming and enraging as what happened to Theo Van Gogh was, at least it fit with our conventional idea of “How the World Works™.” To get assassinated, many of us figured, you have to reach a certain level of prominence. It wouldn’t shock me if this was the work of an organized terrorist cell. Their approach is a logical one. It’s relatively easy for a properly financed, organized, and well-led group to commit a crime like that, get away, and strike another day. Moreover, were it a terrorist attack, the strategy is perfect. In fact, it’s something I’ve long advocated in reverse. It’s really quite simple. Many people in the Islamic world feel free to support Islamism because it comes without cost. They know that the guy selling terror DVD’s in Karachi or the Cleric issuing fatwas in support Jihad isn’t going to be a target for American bombs. So, as a result, they feel free to express anti-Americanism freely and to provide support to terrorists which doesn’t cross a certain threshold. Basically, in what I call a “Bottom Up” strategy, that assumption would be shattered. Instead of spending time trying to track down and kill the top members of al-Qaeda, which is hard, resources would be devoted to killing people at the absolute bottom of the chain. Instead of blowing up empty al-Qaeda camps, we’d blow up the banks known to launder terrorist money, along with everyone inside. Instead of trying only to kill al-Qaeda’s senior fighters, we’d also regard anyone who expressed even the least support for terror as a target of opportunity. One wonders if that might be the strategy here. Deploy a small al-Qaeda cell against a number of different people who’ve simply expressed negative views towards Islam. When it’s done, announce what you’ve done to the world. Explain that everything is on al-Qaeda’s radar screen and that, while the terror group doesn’t possess Aircraft Carriers or Stealth Bombers, it can strike where it wishes. If, indeed, Armanious’ killers were Moslems and this fact is publicly revealed, it’s bound to have a chilling effect on speech about the true nature of Islam and its crimes against humanity. I know at least a few people who are already looking over their shoulders. Were this to be confirmed, I suspect that more than a few bloggers would become more circumspect in their comments. Frankly, the whole thing makes even me nervous. I’m well aware that I’m hardly among the top-tier of bloggers but, then again, all Hossam Armanious apparently did was post on a message board. If this is confirmed, it cannot fail to have a chilling effect on speech about Islam. The media needs to report this. People need to understand. If the killers weren’t Moslems (or, at least, there’s real evidence that they weren’t) they need to report it and spread it wide. If they were, they need to report it too. This needs to be a big deal. We cannot beat the terrorists if we lie to ourselves about their nature. We cannot win wars if we can’t be honest to ourselves about the threat. The world needs to know the name of Hossam Armanious. Sunday, January 16, 2005
The Bloody March of Islam
A Moslem thought process in action:
1) Egyptian-born Coptic Christian expresses his disdain for Islam online. 2) Slaughter man and his family. While, obviously, nothing is yet confirmed, all signs point to the savage murder of the Armanious family as yet another in a growing list of Islamist atrocities. Just a few signs that this isn't an ordinary quadruple homicide: 1) Robbers don't slit everyone's throat and savagely beat their victims. 2) The method in which this entire family of four was butchered just happens to match the method prescribed by the Koran for slaying infidels. 3) For some reason (just some reason) the eldest daughter was repeatedly stabbed in the wrist where she happened (just happened) to have a tattoo of a cross. Saturday, January 15, 2005
On Iraq: Calm Down
If Iraq is, as Ted Kennedy managed to bellow this week, “George Bush’s Vietnam”, then I have a simple response, “there’s light at the end of the tunnel.”
One of the biggest problems of modern war is the twenty-four hour news cycle. The media has a lot of time and space to fill and, resultantly, they manage to blow everything out of proportion and distort everyone’s view of events. The panic over Iraq isn’t reflective of how things are going on the ground over there; it’s a reflection of how things are going on the air over here. People are often panicked and convinced that events are spinning out of control without rational reason to believe so. Of course things are hard in Iraq. But things are hard in every conflict and post-conflict situation. Can you imagine if the modern media had been around in the terrible mass wars of the last two centuries? Can you imagine what Crossfire would have been like after a Battle, as was routine in the Civil War, where ten thousand people died? Things went wrong in Iraq, yes. But that’s the way of war. The only people who, before the war, promised that everything in Iraq would go perfectly were either lying for political reasons or stupid. Things haven’t gone perfectly, no. But things have gone as well as can be expected. There’s a clear exit strategy underway for Iraq. At the end of this month the elections are going to be held. All signs are that they’re going to go well or, at least, well enough for our purposes. After the elections are over, the number of US forces will begin to be reduced and more and more security duties will be turned over to Iraqi forces. A major US force (if I were to guess, I’d say a force of about the same size as that stationed in Korea over the last decade or, in other words, a full Division plus supporting elements and facilities for the rapid deployment of additional units) will remain in Iraq for the long haul. If I were a betting man, I’d guess that some American soldiers will be stationed in Iraq for decades. But these forces won’t conduct day-to-day policing operations. Instead, they’ll remain in their bases and stand at the ready to strike terrorist bases or, in the last ditch, defend the Iraqi government from overthrow. I, for one, don’t expect the Iraqi government to be overturned by the terrorists. No one should. If you read beneath the hysteria in the media the overriding theme of recent months is the impotence of the so-called “resistance” as a resistance movement. There’s no sign of any sort of revolution, nor do the “insurgents” appear to command any forces capable of mounting any sort of major rebellion. They’re able to kill, but not to fight. Now, they’re going to go on killing for quite sometime. I’m well aware of that. They’ll attempt attacks on American forces in their bases but, for the most part, US forces will prove to be secure. They’ll continue to attack Iraqi security forces, but even that can’t go on forever. Iraq is a clear-cut victory for the United States. It was harder than expected, but I see no reason not to now be optimistic about the future of the country. Some are predicting a ‘civil war’, but they’ve been doing that for two years. If there were to be one, it wouldn’t be much of one. The Shiites and the Kurds have no real interest in fighting, so it would be a Sunni-Shiite conflict. The Shiites are better organized than the Sunnis, plus they massively outnumber them. I expect to see the first signs of the implementation of a US exit strategy within months of the elections (assuming that things aren’t, as they tend to be, derailed by events). As part of this strategy, I suspect that we’ll see some sort of strike against Syria in retaliation for Syrian support for the insurgency. I view such a strike as integral to the transition into the new phase of operations in Iraq. By striking Syria, the United States would demonstrate its willingness to use force in defense of Iraq and, additionally, demonstrate the continuing vitality of American military power. As a side note: I’m constantly amazed by people’s efforts to stick Donald Rumsfeld with what did go wrong in Iraq. To put it simply: the problems of the insurgency and everything that’s resulted it are as far from being the fault of Don Rumsfeld and the Department of Defense as it humanly possible. The Secretary had an exit strategy from the beginning. March in. Change regime. March out. Basically, if he’d had his way, he’d have appointed an interim government and then sent them out on their own, with US forces remaining on hand to respond to any mess. If the result was to be a civil war then, well, “freedom is messy.” No one (other than a few foreign policy professionals) in America would have cared. With careful US support, the chosen faction would have emerged from the resultant chaos as the winner. That’s the reason why there was no Rumsfeld “exit strategy.” That’s the reason he didn’t send more troops. He didn’t expect to stay. What happened next is the fault of the Paul Bremer, the State Department, and the President. Basically, having given the hawkish faction their way in invading Iraq, President Bush yielded to those (mostly at State, in the CIA and elsewhere) who sought to repeat the MacArthur regency in Iraq, with Bremer playing the role of General MacArthur. That was a bad idea, if an understandable one. We forget now but, after all of the predictions of disaster before the war, there was an initial post-war boost of jubilation. Somewhere along the way, the mission in Iraq was transformed from regime change to nation building. There was a subtle process of mission creep. It began with the looting. People afterwards complained that US troops didn’t stop the post-overthrow looting. I suspect that was intentional. My suspicion is that Rummy resisted ordering US troops to do so because he didn’t want American soldiers assigned to police Baghdad’s streets. There were two ways of doing Iraq quickly and successfully. The first, the Rumsfeld way, would have been a quick in-and-out which would have served most American interested, admittedly at the expense of Iraqi lives and standards of living. The second, the British model, would have been a full-on clamp down, followed by an extended period of American rule. Bremer and State, with the desire to play the swaggering imperialist but not the ability, tried some sort of awful hybrid-approach which sucked the US into Iraq’s internal problems without offering an obvious way out. They wanted the fun of playing imperial proconsul, but they didn’t want to accept the unpleasant duties which all good British colonial administrators had to perform. The result was chaos. But, in the end, that’s simply the reality of war. It was a bad idea to go for a full-on occupation and a worse idea not to use the force necessary to enforce it. People always talk about troop numbers. That’s pure nonsense. The problem was never troops numbers, but the force used by the troops. Britain ruled India with tens of thousands of soldiers and a few thousand administrators. They did it through their political savvy and their willingness to use frank and brutal force where called for. In 1920-21 a much smaller British force in Iraq faced what the United States never did: a united national uprising, and they managed to put it down fairly quickly. I don’t mean to condemn them for their mistakes: in war everyone makes errors. I simply point them out by way of explanation for what went wrong. But, even with that, things hardly turned out as badly as they’ve been portrayed. To begin: virtually none of the predictions of the anti-war left came true. The left loves to talk about weapons of mass destruction. Fine, let them. But I’d simply point out that virtually none of what they worried about came to pass. There was no massive environmental disaster. The war didn’t result in massive unrest in the Moslem world and the overthrow of ‘moderate’ Islamic governments. There was no humanitarian disaster in Iraq. Baghdad didn’t turn into the new Stalingrad. The only pre-war anti-war argument which continues to be mentioned is the idea that a war in Iraq would be a ‘distraction’ from the Global War on Terrorism. I don’t believe that to be true at all. It’s only true in the sense that some falsely wish to portray the “War on Terrorism” as “the War to Capture Osama Bin Laden.” While we don’t have access to al-Qaeda’s books, I’d bet good money that the majority of their resources and operatives are going into the battle in Iraq. More than that, I’d point out that, had there been no war, the obviously deadly and capable Abu Musab al-Zarqawi would be running free under the charge of Saddam Hussein. I’d rather have followed up the invasion of Iraq by hitting Syria and Iran but, all in all, it can hardly be said that the time and effort devoted to fighting the insurgency in Iraq has been wasted. In the end, my advice for the public on Iraq is simple and direct: calm down. Wait and see what happens. Nothing is as bad as you believe. Wednesday, January 12, 2005
Queering Lincoln
One of the hobbies of the academic left (but I repeat myself) is known as ‘Queering.’ In basic terms, this means taking something and looking at it through a gay lens. The result of this, a frantic effort to discover hidden validation of the modern homosexual lifestyle in the past, is typically long and pretentious papers claiming that Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn were gay lovers or that The Birth of a Nation was really about the D.W. Griffith’s sublimated homosexual urges and the struggle for queer liberation. Now they’ve come for Lincoln.
The basic ‘Queering’ process goes something like this. You pick through something in a desperate search for something, anything, which might be interpreted as evidence of homosexuality. You then latch onto this point with the dogged tenacity of a rabid alligator and reject any further scrutiny into this point. You reject the notion that any other evidence might be exculpatory. Shortly after you first make your assertions, you then reject any attempt to refute your claims as being the obvious product of ‘homophobia.’ Let’s consider for a moment what we know of the ‘evidence’ being presented in C. A. Tripp’s book The Intimate World of Abraham Lincoln. As summed up, the evidence is something like this: 1) Lincoln entered puberty earlier (that this even makes the cut is simply a sign of the degree to which Tripp’s work is tainted by his association with Kinsey’s crack ‘science’) that most other boys. Maybe. Possibly. If we take a few lines written decades later as ‘evidence.’ One might as well attempt to gain clues into his nature by examining his skull. 2) Lincoln had a handful of close relationships with men. To this, I ask, so what? Especially in that day men tended to have closer (or, at least, outwardly closer) friendships than they often do today. There’s no evidence as to whether any of these relationships were of a sexual nature other than Tripp’s own wild conjecture. 3) Lincoln’s marriage was unhappy. Again: so what? The fact that he had an unhappy marriage hardly makes him gay. The most damning evidence that Tripp manages to produce is a quote from a friend of Lincoln’s discussing his “perfect thighs.” This quote, naturally, has managed to find its way into every story discussing Tripp’s book. But what sort of evidence is it? First, I can’t find much evidence at all that the quote has been widely circulated until now. A quick search of various search engines can’t find any example of the quote which doesn’t mention Tripp. A further review by myself found only a single book, from 1999, which references it (and which lets it pass without comment). Without further study, we have no real further insight into this supposedly damning evidence. Yet, possibilities abound. It’s possible that the individual who offered up this phrase, as opposed to Lincoln, was indeed ‘gay’ himself and so, therefore, he took particular notice of these things. It’s equally possible that it was just a strange thought which popped into his head. It’s also possible that it was originally offered up with malicious intent. After all, Honest Abe has never been universally loved. People have asked me if this matters. Verily, it does. This is a clear effort to assault and forcibly abscond with the memory of an American icon. Gay activists don’t care about the facts here. That’s the whole point of the ‘queering’ process. They’re picking through Lincoln’s life to pick out those little things that, if they grasp, they can use to assert homosexuality on Lincoln’s part. They’re counting on two things. First, the willingness of the public to simply accept something if it’s presented to them as ‘evidence.’ People believe all sorts of false things simply because some book, some television show, or some teacher told them. Spread this in the classroom for a decade or two and it will be pretty much universally accepted. Second, they’re counting on their ability to shout down anyone who opposes them. Anyone who objects to this will be painted as a “homophobe” who is “unwilling to accept the truth” about Lincoln. Then, once this process is completed, they will use this as a weapon to break down all opposition to their agenda. You think this doesn’t matter? It does. How could it not matter if the man universally viewed as the father of the Republican Party was gay? How could it not matter if the man generally viewed as America’s greatest President and greatest national hero was gay? That’s why they’ve chosen Lincoln. Because they know that making him gay will prove to be a first-rate weapon against their opponents. “Lincoln would have supported gay marriage,” they’ll say. “Lincoln saved the Union, but gays can’t adopt babies?” they’ll ask incredulously. They seek to imbue themselves with Lincoln’s greatness. They seek to take from Lincoln and claim for themselves. Now we need to fight this slander. We cannot adopt to this an attitude of, “well, we’ll wait to see what the evidence says.” We have to set out actively to discredit this nonsense. Now is the time for all good men to rally to the defense of Father Abraham. He saved the Union and now we must save him from the intrigues of a cabal desperate to lay claim to his name to serve their ends. We must stand up to and respond to this horrific lie, wherever and however it is spread. Saturday, January 08, 2005
Heading to 2008: the Republicans
To begin, I expect that the 2008 primaries are either going to be the wildest in living memory, or they’re going to be dead silent. I doubt if they’re going to fall anywhere in between.
On the Democratic side, it’s entirely possible for Hillary Clinton to have the nomination essentially wrapped up before the end of 2006, if everything breaks perfectly for her and if she doesn’t face a serious fight for her Senate seat. That is, of course, a big if. If the national and New York GOP are smart (and they can’t get Rudy to jump into the race) they’ll literally go begging to find a decent candidate to take her on. If Hillary is forced to spend all of 2005 and 2006 preparing for and fighting a tough Senate race, it’ll let other possible Democratic candidates get a jump on her. On the Republican side I see only two potential figures that might be able to spare the Republican Party a divisive primary battle: Florida Governor Jeb Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney. Both have disclaimed interest in the race but, in politics, that doesn’t mean all that much. I’m not at all sure that Dick Cheney’s health issues are insurmountable. If, come 2008, he seems healthy and his doctors are able to give him a clean bill of health, it doesn’t seem at all implausible that a “Draft Cheney” movement might emerge. And, of course, there’s always the possibility of the unthinkable, especially in this day and age. It’s far too soon to write off Dick Cheney in ’08. Jeb Bush is, of course, ostensibly not interested in running for President because of the “dynasty” issue. But, let’s face it, if the other candidate is going to be the former President’s wife, the Democrats are going to have a hard time screaming, “We can’t be have the President’s brother running.” I’d look for him to be called upon to run if Hillary manages to build up both momentum and a huge war chest early on. Again, it would probably be run through a carefully orchestrated “Draft Jeb” movement. Additionally, the spectre of the Terminator hangs over the race. If Schwarzenegger continues to be a popular Governor, if he’s re-elected, and if the Constitution can be amended in time (the really big if), he’d be a difficult-to-beat contender. Very difficult. But, failing the emergence of an early nominee, both parties are likely to face major ideological battles between liberal, conservative, and ‘continuation’ factions. Most notably, while I expect Senator Chuck Hagel (I don’t expect McCain to run, for reasons I’ll get to in a bit) to get major support from the media, I expect that the real energy in the Republican race will be injected from the right. If I were going to guess, the Republican primaries in 2008 may well end up looking a great deal like the Democratic ones in 2004. We’ll have a slew of major establishment players running simply because it’s “their time to run.” One of them (early guess: Bill Frist) will emerge as a shallow front-runner, holding 20% in the polls versus 10% or so for other candidates. The race will be thrown into disarray when a candidate who connects to the Republican Party’s conservative base catches on fire. I’ve also got a suggestion as to who that candidate may be: former Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore. Think about it for a moment. It appears to be increasingly likely that Moore, famous for his staunch defense of the Ten Commandments, will run in the primary against unpopular Republican Governor Bob Riley. If he wins the primary (which is also likely), Moore will be the next Governor of Alabama. Now imagine for a moment we’re in January of 2007. Moore, upon being elected, immediately places an even-larger 10 Commandments monument on state property. In response, he’s slapped down by some Federal Court. Moore responds by declaring war against the secularization of the United States, declaring his candidacy for President. Stranger things have happened. Two names which I think will be quietly dropped from consideration over the next two years: John McCain and Rudy Giuliani. Both would clearly like the job, to be sure. But they’re both up against certain realities. For John McCain, I think his age and his health problems are insurmountable. It’s one thing to be a healthy and vigorous seventy-something. It’s another thing to be a sick seventy-something. I don’t think that anyone can look at pictures of John McCain from this year and pictures of him from five years ago and not conclude that his health has taken a turn for the worse. McCain is a good man, but I don’t think that he’s up for the job. And I’m sure, come election season, his opponents will say far worse. I expect him to back Chuck Hagel for President instead. Rudy Giuliani is trapped by the social conservatives. It’s one thing to be a “moderate” on issues like gay marriage, gun control, and abortion like more than a few major Republicans are. It’s another thing altogether to be four-square on the liberal side of those issues. The only way for Giuliani to have even a slim hope of winning the nomination is to start shifting on those issues right now. He can’t fully flip, but he can stake out the most popular ground nationally (against gay marriage/for civil unions, pro-choice-but-for-all-possible-restrictions, etc.) and hope that the support from some prominent social conservatives (who I’m sure he’ll be able to buy) and his status as a hero of 9-11 will carry him through. I think that he’ll ultimately decide against the race and run for Governor of New York in 2006, hoping for a Republican loss in 2008 which will force the party to move towards the “center.” In the end, I don’t expect the Republicans to turn either far to the left or far to the right. The odds are (and I realize this is a bold prediction) that the candidate will be a Governor from within the Republican mainstream. However, there’s one way to make such an election bold: make the Republican nominee Minnesota Governor Pawlenty, Governor Mitt Romney of Massachusetts or Governor Bob Ehrlich of Maryland. All three easily fit within the realms of conventional Republican conservatism and, more importantly, hail from blue states. Nothing would better screw with the minds of the Democratic Party than to have the Mormon conservative Governor of Massachusetts as the Republican candidate for President. Heh. Newt Gingrich has been making noises about running too, of course, but I don’t expect that to amount to all that much. Even the idea of a blue-state Republican probably won’t go anywhere. Bill Frist and George Allen strike me as the most likely candidates at this point. I’d almost give an edge to Allen simply because Frist’s cat-killing past creeps even me out. I don’t think it’s at all unreasonable to say that the idea of a young Dr. Frist slicing up stray cats for practice (as necessary as it might have been to becoming a world-class surgeon) isn’t going to play well. There are others, of course. But I’m not writing a book. Wednesday, January 05, 2005
The Torture Fight
Can someone seriously answer this question: why do we care if terrorists are tortured? The Democrats clearly intend to make it a big deal in the hearings for Alberto Gonzalez’s confirmation as Attorney General, so we need to talk about it. I’ll grant you that, by most appearances, what could be reasonably called “torture” has taken place. Basically, it appears to have taken a few forms:
1) Rendition of prisoners to nations which actually do use forcible information extraction. 2) “Soft torture” techniques like sleep deprivation and so forth. 3) Rogue incidents involving inexperienced or untrained personnel (IE Abu Ghraib). I’ll grant all of that. And then I’ll ask you: who gives a fuck? I certainly don’t. My only questions are: 1) Why are we outsourcing our torture, thus depriving hard-working American pain technicians of much needed work? 2) Who gives a fuck about terrorists? People are such babies nowadays. A hundred years ago people caught fighting out of uniform in the fashion that the terrorists do would have been executed virtually on the spot. The left is always prattling on about how the Earth’s resources are limited. You’d think they’d see the summary execution of captured terrorists as a good way of preserving our natural resources. I suppose the preservation of the lives of those who try to murder Americans comes before Mother Gaia for the enviro-left. Even they have their priorities. This is all about scoring political points by triggering in the American people the gag reflex that all Democrats are taught to overcome during initial reorientation. They want to trigger a visceral reaction. “Abuse=Bad.” Well, to that I simply respond: who the fuck cares about terrorists? It’s this sort of petty bullshit which has kept the pathetic and murderous Iraqi “resistance” in the fight far longer than they should be. They’re running around hacking off people’s heads while shrieking “God is great” and then putting the videos on the internet. Then they go home and read about how Americans are having a national hair-pulling slap-fight over who’s responsible for some clueless terrorist cannon-fodder getting a pair of panties put on his head. No wonder they think that they can win. No wonder they think that we’re weak. The American left (and a good chunk of the upright-right) doesn’t understand the great fundamental truth about the Middle East: it’s a place which respects strength above all other things. One reason that the initial aftermath of the Iraq War went so well diplomatically was that America, in Moslem eyes, came to look like a “Strong Horse.” And, as Bin Laden himself reminded us, that’s the one thing that the Islamic world respects. They understand strength and they don’t think that we have it. In 1920-21 the British faced a full-on national revolt in Iraq. A revolt which saw Shiite and Sunni united. They put it down in less than a year. They did it with deadly force (and poison gas), but they did it. And the Arabs knew that they were facing people with the will to win, so they sat down and cooperated. The funny thing is that the Iraqi resistance is militarily defeated and has been for some time. The original Ba’athist remnant Sunni resistance was dead by the end of 2003. The abortive Shiite uprising was crushed in the Spring-Summer of 2004. The last, best hope of the foreign forces was crushed at Fallujah in November of last year. The terrorists in Iraq are incapable of any sort of meaningful operations. Militarily, they’re done. Careful US diplomacy and military operations forestalled a possible national uprising. As the national government of Iraq takes control such a think will become even less likely. All the terrorists are capable of doing now is killing at random. What we have running around Iraq at this point isn’t an organized resistance capable of full-on battle. It’s a rabble of people who are behaving like serial killers. This is an important point because serial killers are hard to stop. Think back to the DC Sniper case. How long did it take to catch just two men operating in a relatively small area while surrounded by law enforcement? If all you want to do is shoot someone or leave a bomb by the side of the road, it’s not that easy to catch you. It’s hard to stop a relative handful of determined individuals from killing. The weakness of the Iraqi resistance is fully demonstrated by the nature of the attacks they undertake. Virtually every attack these days is an improvised explosive device, a car bomb, a mortar attack, or something like that. All things that don’t require a lot of men. All things that can be done easily, quickly, and repeatedly. Think about this for a second: in 1994 the IRA managed to launch three mortar attacks against Heathrow Airport, right in the heart of London. They did it on nearly consecutive nights: and they got away. I bring all of this up to emphasize the silliness of arguing about a few “abused” detainees. In all probability, stronger measures are the only way to bring the present problem to heel. We’re not dealing with a romantic/patriotic “resistance” movement. We’re dealing with sadistic foreign killers. We should be able to treat them as such. The Congress shouldn’t be hounding Gonzalez about a few “abused” terrorists. They should be asking him why there are so few. Saturday, January 01, 2005
What to do with Russia?
Amazingly, under the leadership of Vladimir Putin, Russia appears to be becoming a proud and strong nation once again. I’m on the record as being both an admirer of what Putin has achieved in Russia and nervous about what the future holds for him and his country. The question we must now ask and answer with increasing urgency is this: what do we want to do about Russia?
We have two broad options: cooperation or confrontation. In this case, I’m for the former. Confrontation is a bad idea. Now that Soviet Communism is dead, what reason have we to stand in the way of Russia’s restoration to the status of a great power? Certainly, even if Russia were to again become an imperialist power, they’d have little interest in confrontation with the United States. They’d be far more likely to either end up fighting the Chinese or shadow-boxing with the Europeans and, quite frankly, after the nonsense that the Germans and the French have given us in recent years, I don’t really have any particular objection to the theoretical Russian conquest and subjugation of France and Germany. Niall Ferguson warned recently that Putin is a Russian version of Franco or Pinochet. He means this as a bad thing. I don’t see it. When the time came about, both Franco and Pinochet proved to be men that we could do business with. I think that the same is true of Putin. Look, Russia is a very difficult country to govern. I’m not entirely convinced that it’s possible to govern a nation as unwieldy as Russia by any means other than despotism. Ferguson warns that Putin’s dictatorship might endanger Western interests. To that I ask: more than the alternative? So far as I can tell the most likely alternative to the mildly authoritarian rule of Putin (“managed democracy” being my descriptive phrase of choice) is the eventual break-up of Russia itself. Instead of a canny-but-sane authoritarian leader, we’ll end up with a half dozen new Moslem states scattered across central Asia, a Siberia effectively under Chinese control and a western Russian rump state forced, de facto, into the European sphere of influence. I hardly see how that suits our interests. With a few exceptions, we and the Russians now do have common interests. In the long-term, we have the same two principal enemies: Islam and China. We have a few clashes (most notably Russia’s ambitions to restore the western portion of its former empire) but, quite frankly, I don’t think that any of those things are worth losing Russia’s potential over. It makes little sense to me that we ought to worry about the feelings of specks on the European map when we have the chance to make a real deal which might ultimately bring about the defeat of our two worst foes. To begin we have to agree that Russia should not be allowed to regain control over any of its former territory in Europe. As a fallback, we should accept that it may be that some majority-Russian areas ought to be allowed to join Russia if that is the wish of the local population. In particular, if Eastern Ukraine wishes to be a part of Russia, I see little reason why the West ought to stand in the way. We need to think of this in terms of great power politics and not in terms of human rights. If the price of winning the Global War on Terrorism is ceding a big chunk of Central Asia to the Russians or signing away the lives of a bunch of violent Moslem separatists, I think that’s a price that we ought to pay. The time to deal with Russia is now and not when we face an imminent crisis. We need to offer the Russians a “grand bargain” to secure their long-term cooperation. To being, we need to offer the Russians a completely free hand in Chechnya and against Moslem threats elsewhere. We don’t have to support them, but we do need to absolutely shut up about whatever they do in those places. Second, we should hand Russia the keys to Central Asia. If the Russians really want to rule a bunch of backwards Third World cesspools that are chock-full of Moslems fundamentalists, I don’t see who we are to stand in their way. In exchange for these things, we must demand an end to Russia’s further designs on the parts of Europe that we care about and full Russian support for the Global War on Terrorism as well as their membership in an anti-Chinese alliance. If one thinks about it further, this concept might well be expanded to include India as well. India has no love of China, nor do the people who rule India have any great love of Moslems (despite the fact that they rule over so many of them). It’s well worth remembering that General Musharraf won’t live forever and that something will eventually have to done about Pakistan. As with Russia and Central Asia, if India wants to settle the problem of Pakistan’s nuclear arsenal in a five minute period one afternoon, I don’t see what particular objection we should have to it. We’re living in a new world and we’re going to have to make some compromises to do it. What of Russia?
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