This, from the Vancouver Sun, is just priceless:

Corren, an elementary school teacher in Coquitlam, has been fighting for recognition of homosexual issues in the curriculum for nearly nine years. He and his partner were married in July and legally changed their last names just prior to the wedding. Before the couple was married, they were known as Murray Warren and Peter Cook.

Heh.

The article itself is less amusing, being about their attempts to forcibly inject pro-gay content into the school system, most notably history. As I said a few weeks ago, I'm fairly sure that, in a decade or so, students are going to be asked to write serious essays about the gay love affair between Jesus and Judas.

And, in even more alarming news, apparently Canada is filled to the brim with Chinese spies. This, of course, is a danger that I've warned of for some time, but it's nice my essential rightness confirmed once again.