Napoleon Muhammad: The “Emperor” of the Islamic Republic of France is a distant relation of the original Bonaparte- a half-French, half-Algerian who was initially elected as the President of the Fifth Republic in 2037, the new Napoleon fused together France’s rising Islamist tide with a growing and virulent strain of ultra-rightism. Though, like most French politicians, in his initial years he rose to power with the support of Socialists desperate for Moslem votes and so willing to look the other way as to the more unseemly aspects of their new friends’ views, he gained much greater heights as French ultra-nationalists began to embrace Islamic values as the last bulwark against socialism, social liberalism, and the growth of the European Super-State.

Under his reign, France has both officially become an Islamic state and become a dictatorship. The ideological base which has allowed this has been the government’s revelation that, while in Egypt in the 18th Century, Bonaparte himself became a secret Moslem. This (along with the discovery of other secret Moslems throughout French history) is repeated on a continuous basis by the government and is widely believed both by increasingly indoctrinated French youth and the nation’s Islamic population (which is now nearing a majority). The same history textbooks also take advantage of the uncertainty surrounding Napoleon’s lineage to claim him as a direct descendent of Mohammed. These books also claim that Joan of Arc was burned at the stake

The Fifth Republic was finally destroyed in 2044 when the last desperate remnants of respectable French nationalism attempted a coup, which allowed him to cancel the elections and declare himself to be the “Emperor” in an elaborate ceremony in the Notre-Dame Cathedral, which has since been desecrated by its conversion into a Mosque.

Islamic France’s state religion/political ideology, which is generally known as “French Islam”, is a combination of Islamist anti-Semitism and anti-Americanism (along with other peculiarly Islamist traits) and Gaullism. Given the failure of Islamists in the rest of the world, the purported goal French Islam is to create “Islam in one nation” which may then be re-exported to the increasingly secular nations of the Middle East as well as to the increasingly restive Moslem populations of the rest of Europe.